"So I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive over my one legendary characteristic," Goldy replies as she stomps grumpily into the bathroom. "Big deal. If that makes me the weirdest person you know, you really need to get out more."

Once she has her reflection to work with, the egregious hair displacement is quickly remedied. She lingers there for a little longer, unnecessarily primping just to be contrary.

"Besides, normally there's someone worth impressing in the bed, or potentially showing up."